Daddy: David, we have to put change your pants, those don't fit you.
David: No...
Daddy: Yes, you are not wearing those pants.
David: You not boss o me!
Mommy: David, look at Mommy (in a serious, no games voice). Daddy is the boss and you have to do what he tells you to do. You must be obedient.
David: (with a matter-of-fact tone and expression) I killed a lion...I killed a lion with a rock.
Mommy: (looks at Daddy, holds back laughter) You may have, but Daddy is still your boss.
It's so reassuring that he is retaining the information he learns at school.
HAHA!!! I love it. We've had an extra dose of funny comments around here too. I keep telling myself that I need to write them down before I forget...
ReplyDeleteI know, I used to carry a little notebook around with me saying that when those little comments were made, I would just jot them down.
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